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[Clock Fiction]

Mutha F#ck

I was gonna do a Clock Fiction piece, so searched for it incase someone beat me to it. I gotta say, you let me down. This was just a straight rip with "strawberry" spoken over it, and poor animation.
I'm gonna do mine anyway, who gives a fuck...

[Revenge of B: Part 1]

B B B B But it had shite sound

Great flash, but the sound for teh voices was terrible. It wouldn;t have been so bad if you had subtitles, but alas, ye did not. Nice choice of music, and cool animation tho.

beanies520 responds:

Thanks for the review, but the voices were kinda soft. I tried to raise them up during the battle, so it would still be clear. Try to turn up the sound a little more. Yeah i tried subtitles... too much work. Thanks though

[Coleslaw's Room]

McRocking

Had me laughing out loud, but the sound was a little hard to hear. Graphics weren't perfect, but it was funny still Good work. Long Live the Clocks.

[Bird-Viewed Mexican 2]

Nicely does it

Not the best looker, but it had some panache about it fo sho. I refuse to accept that any of the clocks could be taken out by a Mexican, but it made me do this: "ha ha" so I'll let you off.
Nice animation, I may even peep some others.

[Stupid Jack]

Tricky

Real-life situation... but not that well done. Nice graphics and smooth animation, but it just wasnt very good. Sorry.

[.Blaster part1: Infection]

I Love a Nice Big Clock

Mmm, clocks. Nice work chap. I was wondering when the whole blaster thing would be taken apart by my fellow newsgroundians.

AnarchyClock responds:

Thanks. ^.^

[Friendship.swf]

Refreshing

Its great to see a gem in the dungheap here. The blatant cheesyness had me coming over all creamy like.
The bits at the end with the rapid-fire images and non-subliminal "Vote 5"s... genius.

CandleClock responds:

lol. thanks!

[SKOOL]

Jokes Get Old

Yeah, there's only so many times "That's incorrect, bee-otch *blam blam blam*" can be funny. Not bad looking, but it lacked pace; just chugged along at a sloooow speed.
Maybe some actual voices would have helped, or some movements.
Good luck

[Lightsaber duel]

Me No Like

1) Linkin Park suck
2) stick fights are overdone. If this is your first, then cool, everyone starts like that. If this is a Flash after you know what you're doing, it was poor.
3) Too small for that window
4) No colour, lame background
5) too big for what it is. Add a preloader

[Ork vs Samurai]

Snappy

Short and sweet, with great artwork. Not much to it but it was visually nice, so props on that count. Music was a little quiet for me, but it was cool still.
Maybe something in the way of a plot next time ;)